"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

Christina, I could promise to hold you and to cherish you.
I could promise to be there in sickness and in health.
I could say till death do us part,
but I won’t
because those vows are for optimistic couples, the ones full of hope.
And I do not stand here on my wedding day optimistic or full of hope.
I am not optimistic or hopeful.
I am sure,
I am steady and I know that I am a hard man.
I take people apart and put them back together.
I hold them in my hands. I am a hard man.
So with this I am sure,
you are my partner, my lover, my very best friend.
My heart, my heart beats for you.
And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this.
I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands,
I promise you me.

A good friend will talk with you about
a boy your thinking about, but a best
friend will blurt out " she likes you &
want to bang you! " right to his face.

mirrors don't talk, &
luckily for you, theyy
don't laugh eitherr

sorry babe, but the only
fan you have is on your ceiling.

life's a bitch.
because if it were a slut,
it'd be too easy.

I still remember the first day we met, and the first time I looked into those
sleepy blue eyes, I just wanted you to know, I'll never forget the butterflies

Everyone says love hurts. When actually love doesn't hurt. Love didn't leave you for some other girl. It didn't cheat on you, nor did it break your heart. So stop blaming love for once and start blaming the asshole that treated you like shit and gave you up.

I like nonsense, it wakes up brain cells.
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living,
it's a way of looking at life through the
wrong end of the telescope, which is what I do.
And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
- Dr. Suess –